I've searched and searched and have not been able to locate Molly.

I've attended each of the BYU home games to no avail.

I've attended multiple wards and no one knows her. (Molly, you haven't gone inactive with that Peter guy have you?)

I wonder if she's married yet? Is it too late? Do I still have a chance?

Molly?!? Where are you?



Molly, if you have any compassion at all, at least meet with me. 1pm, this Thursday at the BYU bookstore. I'll be the one buying this awesome hat http://www.byubookstore.com/ePOS/this_category=291&store=439&item_number=2015670&form=shared3/gm/detail.html&design=439

If you meet with me and still want to marry Peter, I'll give up. I'll stay away. You won't see me again.  ¶ 11:07 PM