Saturday, August 20, 2005
So he thinks he can stop me from posting on other blogs.
He believes that the only way to access the internet is on a computer. He assumes as long as he has a dialtone, I'm not on the internet. What is this? The 90's? Hasn't he heard of wireless? Lucky for me the neighbors have a great wireless connection with no password.
Yep. I have stooped to stealing someone else's wireless connection.
That is how important Molly is to me. I'm going to have to talk to the bishop after I've married Molly and explain how this was the only way.
The only way to marry the woman I love.
This is a twisted path I've come down.
I still can't believe that Jon did what he did.
I mentioned to my good friend Jon that someone I knew would be eating at the restaurant where he worked. He asked me who, and I broke down.
I told him the whole story. All the sordid details. Everything. All about the temple trip, eating, and then - the awful kiss.
Jon has been my best friend since grade school. We've always been there for each other.
I had no idea that he would even attempt this.
When I found out that Molly was sick, I was genuinely worried about her. I wanted her to feel great for when I asked her out.
Then I talked to Jon.
He asked me if Molly and Peter had kissed. When I said that - no, they hadn't, and about how Molly was sick - he got really excited and yelled "It worked!"
Of course this confused me. I asked him what worked?
Jon then told me all the details. He had arranged for her food to be cooked by the most disgusting line cook in the restaurant. He said that this guy had horrible hygene and rarely washed down his cutting board. His name? Fusnick. He was from some European country where bathing is outlawed.
Jon said he didn't actually DO anything. He just hoped something might happen.
I was so upset with Jon.
I couldn't believe he would do this to the woman I was going to marry.
Jon apologized when he realized that this was not what I had wanted to happen.
Sure I was glad the kiss didn't happen. But to make her sick!
I think it might be awhile before Jon and I hang out again. ¶ 9:07 PM
He believes that the only way to access the internet is on a computer. He assumes as long as he has a dialtone, I'm not on the internet. What is this? The 90's? Hasn't he heard of wireless? Lucky for me the neighbors have a great wireless connection with no password.
Yep. I have stooped to stealing someone else's wireless connection.
That is how important Molly is to me. I'm going to have to talk to the bishop after I've married Molly and explain how this was the only way.
The only way to marry the woman I love.
This is a twisted path I've come down.
I still can't believe that Jon did what he did.
I mentioned to my good friend Jon that someone I knew would be eating at the restaurant where he worked. He asked me who, and I broke down.
I told him the whole story. All the sordid details. Everything. All about the temple trip, eating, and then - the awful kiss.
Jon has been my best friend since grade school. We've always been there for each other.
I had no idea that he would even attempt this.
When I found out that Molly was sick, I was genuinely worried about her. I wanted her to feel great for when I asked her out.
Then I talked to Jon.
He asked me if Molly and Peter had kissed. When I said that - no, they hadn't, and about how Molly was sick - he got really excited and yelled "It worked!"
Of course this confused me. I asked him what worked?
Jon then told me all the details. He had arranged for her food to be cooked by the most disgusting line cook in the restaurant. He said that this guy had horrible hygene and rarely washed down his cutting board. His name? Fusnick. He was from some European country where bathing is outlawed.
Jon said he didn't actually DO anything. He just hoped something might happen.
I was so upset with Jon.
I couldn't believe he would do this to the woman I was going to marry.
Jon apologized when he realized that this was not what I had wanted to happen.
Sure I was glad the kiss didn't happen. But to make her sick!
I think it might be awhile before Jon and I hang out again. ¶ 9:07 PM
