Sunday was awful.

Not only did I not find Molly, everyone thinks I'm a loser! I could tell. I would ask about Molly and show her picture, and they would ask me how we met and why I didn't know how to contact her.

After I told them our story, they would look at me with pity and ask me things like "do your parents know you are doing this?" and "Are you sure the young lady wants to be found?" and " Maybe you should just forget about Molly".

One girl even asked me out. But I said no. Molly is my one true love.

I know she is a BYU cougar fan. I'm planning on attending the game on Saturday. Maybe I'll see her.

If I had enough money I could always purchase one of those ads that they put up on the big screen at the game. I wonder how much they cost?  ¶ 8:36 PM 3 comments

  I've made a list of all the possible ward buildings and other locations where Molly might attend church. With her beautiful picture in hand, I intend to visit as many wards as possible.


I'm sure someone will recognize her wonderful face.  ¶ 11:55 PM 3 comments

  I need to figure out what ward Molly attends.

Then I can visit and sit next to her in Sunday school. She wouldn't even know who I was.

I could attract her with my intellect and knowledge of the gospel.

It wouldn't take her long to figure out I am the better choice when compared to Peter. (Who, by the way, is having a pretty serious issue with pride right now)  ¶ 10:55 PM 0 comments

  Engaged!?????

Peter and Molly are engaged!????

I'm so upset I can hardly type.

Peter kissed my future bride. Oh Molly! What has he done to your sweet spirit!

I always said that if a girl is engaged she is no longer someone I would date, but in this case I've changed my mind!

I've got to get together a gameplan.

The first step is to get Molly to go out with me. But how?  ¶ 1:21 PM 0 comments

  So Steve, Molly's brother, thinks that I tweaked Molly's food to make her sick.

Not me! I would never do that to the woman I love!

I do work at a restaurant on a roof in Salt Lake City. But The Roof isn't the only show in town Steve!

Of course this comes from a guy who didn't serve a mission and thinks it's ok to kiss before you are married.

I won't even hold a girl's hand until we've been dating for a few months and are commited.

I can't wait to hold Molly's hand.  ¶ 10:52 AM 0 comments

  I can't believe that Dad is still positive that I am not posting on Molly's blog.

I sure hope no one tells him about wireless!

I'm still mad that he thought he could make me apologize and take away the my internet connection.

Gee Whiz, I'm 27!

Man I can't wait to move out.  ¶ 11:36 PM 0 comments

  So he thinks he can stop me from posting on other blogs.

He believes that the only way to access the internet is on a computer. He assumes as long as he has a dialtone, I'm not on the internet. What is this? The 90's? Hasn't he heard of wireless? Lucky for me the neighbors have a great wireless connection with no password.

Yep. I have stooped to stealing someone else's wireless connection.

That is how important Molly is to me. I'm going to have to talk to the bishop after I've married Molly and explain how this was the only way.

The only way to marry the woman I love.

This is a twisted path I've come down.



I still can't believe that Jon did what he did.

I mentioned to my good friend Jon that someone I knew would be eating at the restaurant where he worked. He asked me who, and I broke down.

I told him the whole story. All the sordid details. Everything. All about the temple trip, eating, and then - the awful kiss.

Jon has been my best friend since grade school. We've always been there for each other.

I had no idea that he would even attempt this.

When I found out that Molly was sick, I was genuinely worried about her. I wanted her to feel great for when I asked her out.

Then I talked to Jon.

He asked me if Molly and Peter had kissed. When I said that - no, they hadn't, and about how Molly was sick - he got really excited and yelled "It worked!"

Of course this confused me. I asked him what worked?

Jon then told me all the details. He had arranged for her food to be cooked by the most disgusting line cook in the restaurant. He said that this guy had horrible hygene and rarely washed down his cutting board. His name? Fusnick. He was from some European country where bathing is outlawed.

Jon said he didn't actually DO anything. He just hoped something might happen.

I was so upset with Jon.

I couldn't believe he would do this to the woman I was going to marry.

Jon apologized when he realized that this was not what I had wanted to happen.

Sure I was glad the kiss didn't happen. But to make her sick!

I think it might be awhile before Jon and I hang out again.  ¶ 9:07 PM 0 comments

  I have created this blog for the sole purpose of stopping other people from using and abusing my good name.

Thank you

Samuel Whitaker  ¶ 11:41 PM 0 comments